management lesson

Internet joke time.
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Mr Ersharm wanted to screw a girl Misha in his office but she belonged to someone else.

One day Mr Ersharm got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1,000 dollars if you let me screw you but the girl said NO. Ersharm said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2,000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"

Management lesson: ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL