I'm hooked on this show.
Not really on par with SATC, but funny enough.
Typical quotes below.
Enjoy.
You’ve never understood about bottoms, Jane. Having a bottom is like living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way.
When man invented fire, he didn’t say, 'hey, let’s cook', he said, 'great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.'
Friendship’s more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.
Well, you know what it’s like at the start, when they’re all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven’t seen you naked yet. And it’s like he’s smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he’s promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say 'there’s been a terrible mistake', he’s snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
Sally: Mary Kelly thinks you’re a complete idiot.
Patrick: Then why does she keep looking at my arse when we’re talking?
Sally: She’s lip-reading.
Not really on par with SATC, but funny enough.
Typical quotes below.
Enjoy.
You’ve never understood about bottoms, Jane. Having a bottom is like living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way.
When man invented fire, he didn’t say, 'hey, let’s cook', he said, 'great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.'
Friendship’s more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.
Well, you know what it’s like at the start, when they’re all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven’t seen you naked yet. And it’s like he’s smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he’s promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say 'there’s been a terrible mistake', he’s snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
Sally: Mary Kelly thinks you’re a complete idiot.
Patrick: Then why does she keep looking at my arse when we’re talking?
Sally: She’s lip-reading.
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